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August 2015

I Have To Evaporate!

2017-11-02T20:38:34+00:00 By |The Funnies Are Back! LOL|

I Can't Go To Court Because I Have To Evaporate!" Ok, this didn't happen to me, I just read it. And as I've said many times, sometimes I just see stuff and think it's funny! (This phone call happened a month after hurricane Ike came through, and one of our clients missed his court date.) [...]

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June 2014

Too Funny

2014-06-12T21:03:27+00:00 By |The Funnies Are Back! LOL|

Ok, so this has absolutely nothing to do with bail bonds, but as I've said many times before - sometimes I just see stuff and think its funny as hell! Have you seen the Carl's Jr and Hardy's commercial where all the roosters are flooding into the parking lot and going nuts to get inside [...]

August 2013

Don’t Be A Victim

2013-08-08T21:11:52+00:00 By |The Funnies Are Back! LOL|

Bail Bonds Dallas Well, actually this has nothing to do with Bail Bonds Dallas. As I've send in the past, sometimes I just see stuff or hear stuff and have to share. So...I'm sitting in a restaurant for dinner and the group at the table next to me is obviously in town for a business [...]

June 2013

Nothing To Do With Bail Bonds

2013-06-17T20:23:38+00:00 By |The Funnies Are Back! LOL|

Sometimes I just see funny stuff and feel like sharing! :-) These are from kickasshumor.com [separator top="40" style="shadow"] Three drunk guys enter a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him [...]

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May 2013

Bank Robbery

2013-05-04T13:44:03+00:00 By |The Funnies Are Back! LOL|

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank [...]

January 2013

October 2012

Don’t Say This To A Cop…

2012-10-24T20:45:51+00:00 By |The Funnies Are Back! LOL|

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 [...]

The 10 Most Wanted

2012-10-24T19:45:32+00:00 By |The Funnies Are Back! LOL|

Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted." One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the [...]